“Every Gothic Horror” Nails Two Centuries of Gothic Clichés in Minutes

Every Gothic Horror

John had it all planned: two nights at his uncle’s castle in Scotland, then he and Laura would be married. The carriage rolled up to Castle Killaura as the light died, and from there the holiday went exactly the way holidays in gothic novels always go. If you have ever read a gothic novel and caught yourself thinking “surely not another forbidden door,” this one was made for you.

Daily Deals Drop: Google Pixel 10 Pro, ANYCUBIC Kobra X 3D Printer, Magic: The Gathering The Hobbit Booster Box, and MORE!

Hot Deals for October 26

For today’s daily deals drop (October 26, 2026) here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Prices are accurate at the time of posting and are subject to change.

–Google Pixel 10 Pro – Unlocked Smartphone with Gemini – Obsidian – 128 GB
Price: $999.00 $699.00
Google’s flagship, unlocked: a triple rear pro camera system, Gemini built in, a bright 6.3-inch Super Actua display and a fast-charging battery rated for 24+ hours. Three hundred dollars off the flagship is the kind of deal that does not wait for Black Friday.

–ANYCUBIC Kobra X 3D Printer, Native 4-Color, Up to 19-Color with 4 ACE 2 Pro
Price: $459.99 $299.99
A fast FDM printer (up to 600mm/s) with native 4-color printing, expandable to 19 colors with four ACE 2 Pro units, a roomy 260x260x260mm build volume and auto leveling. Built for people who print a lot, or who sell what they print.

–Magic: The Gathering | The Hobbit Play Booster Box, 30 Packs + 1 Foil Box Topper Card
Price: $204.95 $164.76
Magic heads to Middle-earth: 30 Play Boosters from The Hobbit set plus a foil box topper card. Crack it open for a draft night in the Shire, or keep it sealed and let it appreciate like a proper dragon hoard.

–Ultra-Slim Bidet Attachment, Non-Electric, Dual Nozzles, White
Price: $129.99 $32.99 (75% OFF!)
The bidet converts were right. This ultra-slim attachment fits under your existing seat, needs no electricity, and runs retractable dual nozzles with adjustable water pressure through a stainless steel inlet. At this price, your toilet paper budget is about to collapse.

–Pop-Tarts Emotional Support Pals, Snack-Inspired Plush by Relatable
Price: $17.99 $8.99
Five bite-sized plush Pop-Tarts in their own plush box, here to provide emotional support that is mostly frosting. A ridiculous, perfect little gift.

–RCA Wave-56 Wireless Headphones, Noise Cancelling, Black
Price: $39.99 $19.99
Over-ear Bluetooth headphones with noise cancelling, a transparency mode for the real world, Hi-Res audio with enhanced bass and 40 hours of battery. Twenty bucks buys travel headphones you will not cry over losing.

–Logitech G F710 Wireless Gamepad with USB Nano Receiver, Grey/Black
Price: $49.99 $29.99
The veteran wireless PC gamepad: 2.4 GHz with a nano receiver, dual vibration feedback and a proper 4-switch D-pad. The couch-PC controller that keeps refusing to retire.

–Life360 Tile Pro Bluetooth Tracker, 4-Pack (Black/White)
Price: $99.99 $69.99
Four Tile Pro trackers for keys, bags and whatever else keeps vanishing around the house. Works with iOS and Android, and it rings your phone for the times the phone is the thing that went missing.

–Mists Over Carcassonne Board Game (Z-Man Games)
Price: $39.99 $27.99
The cooperative take on the classic tile-layer: build the landscape together while keeping the mists, and the ghosts they hide, from overwhelming the board. 1 to 5 players, about 45 minutes, ages 8 and up.

–Razer Seiren V3 Mini USB Microphone, Supercardioid Condenser Mic, Black
Price: $59.99 $49.00
A tiny supercardioid USB mic for streaming and calls: tap-to-mute with an LED indicator so you always know when you are live, a built-in shock absorber, and plug-and-play with OBS, Discord, Zoom and Teams.

–Creality Falcon A1C 10W Mini Laser Engraver
Price: $399.00 $359.00
A compact desktop laser engraver with auto focus, a smart camera for precise positioning, support for three interchangeable laser heads and speeds up to 15,000 mm/min across 300+ materials. Class 1 enclosed design, so it plays nice in a home workshop.

–Microsoft Office Professional 2024
Price: $249.99 $49.97 (80% OFF!)
Why pay a monthly subscription when you can pay just one time?

–Microsoft Office Professional 2019
Price: $14.97

–Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $14.99



Firefox’s New Ad Will Make You Feel 19, Then 100

Ovdrly Attached Girlfriend

Picture it: 2007. You are parked at the family computer, the fan is doing its best jet engine impression, and you have waited four minutes for a video to load. A man in a desk chair lip-syncs a Romanian pop song, arms flailing like he’s having the time of his life. Funniest thing you have seen all year. You forward it to everyone you know, because that was social media back then. You were the algorithm.

Firefox’s new ad is a rescue mission for that internet. “Come Back to Firefox” rounds up the legends of the old web, turns them loose on the modern one, and lets them file their complaints.

Will it make you switch browsers? Maybe. Will it make you feel 19 for sixty seconds, then 100 immediately after? Yep, every time. Watch below:

Featured in this video: Gary Brolsma, the Numa Numa guy, Kyle Craven, aka Bad Luck Brian, Laina Morris, the Overly Attached Girlfriend, Liam Kyle Sullivan, Kelly from “Shoes”, Matt Harding of Where the Hell Is Matt, Dane Boedigheimer, the Annoying Orange, Noah Ritter, the Apparently Kid, Tay Zonday of “Chocolate Rain”, Chuck Testa, Sammy Griner, the Success Kid, and Judson Laipply of Evolution of Dance (Just at the end of the video. Blink and you’ll miss him.)

There, I Ruined It: Dustin Ballard Ruined the Ghostbusters Theme by Making It Better

Who you gonna call? According to Dustin Ballard of There I Ruined It, pretty much everybody. His “Ghostbusters Super Mashup Party” keeps Ray Parker Jr.’s beat and rebuilds the vocals out of clips stolen from other songs and ads, and the result is one minute of pure Halloween nonsense. Check it out!

Daily Deals Drop: KTC 27″ 200Hz Gaming Monitor, Your Parked Like an Idiot Business Card, PetPivot Self-Cleaning Litter Box, and MORE!

Hot Deals for October 25

For today’s daily deals drop (October 25, 2026) here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Prices are accurate at the time of posting and are subject to change.

–KTC 27M1 27 Inch Gaming Monitor, 200Hz (OC 210Hz), 1440P, with Speakers
Price: $199.99 $159.98
A 27-inch QHD gaming monitor pushing 200Hz (210Hz overclocked) on a Fast IPS panel, with built-in speakers and a light-shielding hood to kill glare. Full ergonomic stand, Adaptive Sync and 1ms response. A lot of monitor for the money.

–SIHOO M18 Ergonomic Office Chair, Mesh Back Desk Chair with Headrest, Black
Price: $169.99 $132.53
The budget ergonomic chair that keeps showing up in home office setups everywhere: breathable mesh back, adjustable lumbar support and headrest, 2D armrests, a wide cushion, and rated for up to 330 lbs. Your spine will notice the upgrade.

–PetPivot Open Top Self Cleaning Cat Litter Box, Dark Grey
Price: $199.99 $139.97
A self-cleaning litter box with an open top, which cats prefer, plus an easy-access step for senior cats, seven pairs of safety sensors and anti-pinch protection. Scooping becomes a chore you used to have.

–You Parked Like an Idiot Business Cards (Pack of 100)
Price: $16.95 $5.99 (clip the coupon on the product page, 65% OFF!)
A pack of 100 cards for the windshield of anyone who parks like they own two spots, pre-printed with multiple parking violations to check off. Equal parts gag gift, prank and public service.

–GOOLOO F3 Compressed Air Duster, 150000RPM Ultra-Power PC Air Duster
Price: $49.99 $29.95
Ditch the canned air: this rechargeable electric duster spins at 150,000 RPM with three speed gears and up to four hours of runtime. Keyboards, PCs, car vents, anywhere dust is winning battles it should not.

–RITZ Peanut Butter & Cheese Sandwich Crackers Variety Pack, 32 Snack Packs
Price: $21.99 $14.50
32 individually wrapped snack packs of RITZ sandwich crackers, split between peanut butter and cheese fillings, six crackers per pack. Lunchboxes, desk drawers and road trips, sorted.

–Lenovo 510 Wireless Keyboard & Mouse Combo, GX30N81775, Black
Price: $39.99 $29.99
A full-size wireless keyboard and mouse combo with a single nano USB receiver, island-style keys and an ambidextrous 1200 DPI optical mouse. The tidy-desk starter kit.

–GermGuardian HEPA Large Room Air Purifier Tower, 22″, AC4880B, Black
Price: $129.99 $99.99
A 22-inch tower purifier with true HEPA filtration and UV-C, pulling pet dander, dust, pollen and smoke out of the air, with a built-in air quality monitor so you can watch it work. Built for large rooms, bedrooms and offices.

–ARZOPA 16.1″ 180Hz 2.5K Portable Monitor, 2560×1440 QHD, Z3FC
Price: $169.99 $139.98
A 16.1-inch portable second screen with a sharp 2.5K QHD panel, a 180Hz refresh rate and a built-in kickstand. Plug it into a laptop, PS5 or Xbox and any table becomes a dual-monitor setup.

–GHome Smart WiFi Door Lock, 5-in-1 Fingerprint Keyless Entry Door Lock
Price: $119.99 $99.99
A 5-in-1 smart deadbolt with fingerprint entry, built-in WiFi with no hub needed, app remote control, auto lock and Alexa and Google support, running on a big 10,000mAh battery. Keys become the backup plan.

–EarFun Wave Pro X Hybrid ANC Wireless Over Ear Headphones, aptX Lossless
Price: $129.99 $109.98
Over-ear hybrid noise cancelling headphones with aptX Lossless and LDAC hi-res audio, dual drivers, eight mics for clear calls and a wild 90 hours of playtime. Bluetooth 6.0 and app EQ round out the package.

–Microsoft Office Professional 2024
Price: $249.99 $49.97 (80% OFF!)
Why pay a monthly subscription when you can pay just one time?

–Microsoft Office Professional 2019
Price: $14.97

–Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $14.99