Macho Man Randy Savage Roasts Rocky Balboa on the Beach, OHHH YEAH

Rocky Balboa is on the beach, pouring his heart out to Adrian. He’s afraid, he admits it, it’s maybe the most human moment in the entire Rocky franchise.

Then the Macho Man shows up.

In this 25-second deepfake from Brian Monarch, Randy Savage hears Rocky’s vulnerability and responds the way only he can: he calls him a shitty boxer, calls him a little wuss, screams that the Macho Man isn’t afraid of anything or anybody, and then tries to take Adrian home with him.

Verdict: Rocky beat Clubber Lang, but he lost the beach. OHHH YEAH.

ASMR Minus One: The Most Relaxing Kaiju Attack Ever Filmed

She’s back. ASMR Miranda, the undisputed queen of whispered catastrophe, has returned, and this time she’s taking on a kaiju.

If you’ve been with us for a while, you might remember her previous appearance on the site: she whispered her way through a full xenomorph attack triggered by a suspicious Weyland Industries package, then through a bank robbery alongside Mr. Horse and Nevada. We called those the best ASMR videos we had ever seen, but they may have just been dethroned.

Meet ASMR MINUS ONE, where Miranda does her soft-spoken thing in the middle of a Godzilla-style rampage: burning buildings, thick black smoke, and there she is, doing her ASMR routine like nothing is happening.

The video closes with the words “No generative AI was used in the making of this video,” which in 2026 is a flex all on its own.

Now, we can’t wait for her next video. Our money is on a relaxing haunted house tour, or some gentle tapping on the One Ring, but until then, sleep tight, and don’t let the kaiju bite.



Daily Deals Drop: Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra, Bose QuietComfort Headphones, Lenovo Ryzen 7 Laptop, and MORE! You’re Welcome.

Hot Deals for October 9

For today’s daily deals drop (October 9, 2026) here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Prices are accurate at the time of posting and are subject to change.

–Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra, Unlocked Android Smartphone, 256GB, Black
Price: $1,399.99 $949.99
Samsung’s 2026 flagship with Galaxy AI, a privacy display, and 256GB of storage. A full $450 off today.

–Bose QuietComfort Headphones
Price: $359.00 $169.00
The noise-cancelling legend at 53% off. Your ears just sent a thank-you note.

–Lenovo V14 AMD Ryzen 7 7730U 14″ FHD Business Laptop, 24GB RAM, 1TB SSD
Price: $1,399.00 $899.00
Ryzen 7, 24GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Windows 11 Pro. A proper workhorse for $500 less than list.

–The Young Adventurer’s Collection Box Set 1 (Dungeons & Dragons 4-Book Box Set)
Price: $34.99 $13.32
Monsters, warriors, dungeons, and wizards in one box. The perfect gateway into tabletop adventures.

–The Young Adventurer’s Collection Box Set 2 (Dungeons & Dragons 4-Book Box Set)
Price: $34.99 $11.96
Beasts, dragons, portals, and artificers across four illustrated guides. Roll for initiative, young adventurer.

–KNKA Air Purifier APH4000 for Home, Up to 1,695 Ft²
Price: $259.99 $129.99
Scrubs up to 1,695 sq ft in an hour with a washable pre-filter and pet mode. Half price to breathe easy.

–Fanttik A10 Pro 2-in-1 Digital Laser Tape Measure
Price: $89.99 $48.99 (with code DCFEO5RZ at checkout)
Laser distance, area, and volume plus a 9.8 ft tape, all on an HD color display. Measure twice, pay once.

–SEQUENCE Original Game with Folding Board by Jax
Price: $23.99 $13.29
The five-in-a-row classic at its 365-day low. Family game night is about to get competitive.

–Murdoku: 80 Murder Mystery Logic Puzzles
Price: $18.99 $11.54
80 murder mysteries crossed with sudoku-style logic. Sharpen those little grey cells.

–ECOVACS WINBOT Mini Window Cleaning Robot
Price: $239.99 $161.50
A tiny robot that washes your windows while you watch. The future is gloriously lazy.

–Fanttik S1 Pro Electric Screwdriver
Price: $49.97 $34.99 (with code 4OH79HXV at checkout)
16 steel bits, 3 torque settings, LED light. Your IKEA furniture never stood a chance.

–HP LaserJet Pro 3001dw Wireless Black & White Printer
Price: $249.00 $179.00
Fast wireless black-and-white printing for the home office. It just works, which is all anyone wants from a printer.

–Dreame D20 Air Plus Robot Vacuum and Mop, 20,000Pa
Price: $349.99 $269.99
20,000Pa suction plus mopping, with 120 days of self-emptying. Your floors are about to get spoiled.

–CMF by Nothing Buds 2a Wireless Earbuds
Price: $29.00 $24.65
Hybrid ANC earbuds with big bass for under 25 bucks. Your wallet will barely notice.

–Microsoft Office Professional 2024
Price: $249.99 $49.97 (80% OFF!)
Why pay a monthly subscription when you can pay just one time?

–Microsoft Office Pro 2021
Price: $32.97

–Microsoft Office Professional 2019
Price: $16.97

–Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $9.97

Valve Wants $1,059 for a VR Headset With No Charger. Let’s Talk About the Steam Frame.

Valve Steam Frame headset

Valve has decided your wallet was getting too heavy. The Steam Frame, its new standalone VR headset, started shipping on September 18, and the internet has been losing its mind ever since. Here is the full breakdown, including the parts Valve hopes you won’t notice.

Remember the Valve Index? The beloved, expensive, cable-tethered headset of 2019? The Steam Frame is its glow-up: no wires, no base stations, no Meta account required. It runs SteamOS on its own and streams your entire Steam library wirelessly from your gaming PC over Wi-Fi 7. It’s the Index after therapy.

Under the hood you’ve got a Snapdragon 8 Gen 3 chip (yes, a phone chip, and yes, it’s fast), 16GB of RAM, and dual 2160×2160 LCD panels pumping up to 144Hz directly into your eyeballs. Eye tracking, inside-out tracking, Wi-Fi 7, Bluetooth 5.4, all packed into 440 grams of face computer. Storage comes in 256GB or 1TB, plus a microSD slot for the digital hoarders.

The Price (Deep Breath)

$1,059 for the 256GB model. $1,299 for 1TB. That is more than double the Meta Quest 3’s $500 starting price. The reason? Unlike Meta, Valve doesn’t subsidize its hardware, so the price sits closer to actual component cost. A global memory shortage didn’t do the price any favors either.

But wait, there’s more. The box contains no power adapter. None. For a thousand-dollar headset. Valve will sell you one for $29, which feels like buying a car and being told the steering wheel is DLC.

Oh, and you can’t just buy one. Valve ran a reservation lottery: you needed a Steam account with purchase history, one entry per household, and then the list got randomly shuffled. Showing up early earned you absolutely nothing. It’s just like a sneaker drop, but way nerdier.

What you do get in the box: the headset, two controllers with full 6-degrees-of-freedom tracking, a wireless adapter for PC streaming, and a copy of Half-Life: Alyx. Valve ported the game to ARM so it runs natively on the headset with no PC needed. Already own Alyx? No second copy for you.

So Is the Steam Frame Any Good?

Seven out of nine reviewers recommend it, which sounds great until you see the scores: anywhere from 50 to 80. Translation: the hardware is genuinely impressive, the price is excruciatingly painful, and everyone agrees the buying process was a mess. It’s the most “it’s complicated” relationship status in VR right now.

And the Frame didn’t arrive alone. Valve also dropped the Steam Machine (a $1,049 living room PC) and a new Steam Controller, and confirmed that the Steam Deck 2 is in development. No specs, no date. While everyone else argues about console wars, Valve is quietly building an entire ecosystem. Say what you want about the prices: the plan is ambitious, and the Frame is its shiniest piece.